A kind of joke that starts with something like "Okay, so these two black guys walk into a bar, and the bartender..."
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says "I love liver and cheese." she says "that's not good enough." The black says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's not creative", and then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine."
- that's what you call a racist joke.
A joke saying something about another race which should not be said but makes people laugh anyway.
First guy: What do you do if you see ure VCR floating in the middle of the night?
Second guy: What?
First guy: Put it down NIGGA!
Second guy: Wow that is some racistjoke!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"