A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion
Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy

Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....
by MindYourMerkin July 16, 2017
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