rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.

Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.

rabid raccoon by Dan & Dave October 15, 2008

rabid raccoon

when doing a girl from behind you finger bang her butt. when she turns around rub your poop covered finger in her eyes and as you run out of her place, knock over the garbage cans and scurry away into the night.

my girl was getting lippy about making me a samich, so I decided to end it by giving her a rabid raccoon.

rabid raccoon by slepron March 29, 2019

Rabid Raccoon

A girl with two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth.

"Give a girl two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth. She will look like a raccoon with rabies(a.k.a. rabid raccoon)."

Rabid Raccoon by Danthebossman1 October 16, 2008

Rabid Raccoon

When a guy ejaculates all over a girls mouth / lip area and when she is staring up at you you punch her in both her eyes - thus resembling the eye wear of a raccoon along with the foaming mouth area

I was with Mary last week and I performed the Rabid Raccoon. Her eyes are finally back to normal

Rabid Raccoon by GSP_15 October 26, 2010

rabbid raccoon 

these psychotic little raccoons that run around all over Louisiana.

" hey Forney, watch out for those little rabbid raccoons man, they're fuckin scary man.

rabbid raccoon by D-Boz November 16, 2006

Raccoon Raid 

When you're broke as fuck and can't afford to buy food, thus, you go to your parents house to raid their pantry.

Yo Joseph, we don't get paid for a few days and have no money for food, wanna go pull a raccoon raid?

Raccoon Raid by MoveFatKid September 18, 2017