r.s.l. dribbler 

An R.S.L. Dribbler (Dribbler for short) is an elderly gentlemen of western descent, currently engaged in a romantic relationship with a younger Asian woman.

The Dribbler is usually characterised by some sort of physical deformity such as a glass eye, prosthetic limb, etc.

They will always aim to convince you their "relationship" is based on "true love" - do not be fooled it is a purely commercial arrangement.

The natural habitat of a dribbler is at the bar of an RSL (Return Soldier League) club in Australia, or equivalent in other nations. They enjoy meat tray raffles, Keno, sinking a schooner of New and Asian women at least half their age .

They can be identified by their continuous dribbling (i.e. excessive salivating) brought on by;
- The thought of their young Asian companion;
- The stroke they suffered in 1996; OR
- A combination of the above.

Another means of identifying a Dribbler is by the manner by which they maintain physical contact with their Asian "friend" - generally such contact can be described as desperately clasping at their "friends" arm. This is often misinterpreted as the dribbler requiring support to remain upright given prior stroke.

Aussie 1: Christ almighty mate... check out that Asian bird with the R.S.L. Dribbler over there
Aussie 2: He's straight outta punchbowl RSL Mate
Aussie 1: Bloody Dribbler looks like he's lost sensation to the lower part of his body... even she couldn't get him going
Aussie 2: Real shame... he's not reverse cowgirling her the way she needs to be...

r.s.l. dribbler by Guzatron prime June 4, 2017