YOU: Slow down, I have to take off my
shoe and put my sock on, it's falling off.
ME:
Ah,quitter socks]?
I usually throw them out when it gets to that point.
YOU: Well, I didn't have enough money for socks because I spent all my money on
weed.
ME: Got any more?
YOU: Nahh sorry dude I smoked my last bit today... I got a ball of resin and I rolled it around in
weed bits. It was pathetic.
ME: Hey don't be ashamed, we've all been there!
lol