quiff cake

A massive homosexual, or faggot as you can call them.

Haha he's such a quiff cake!

by hectic nigg February 22, 2009

quief caker

The overly enjoyed pleasure of having a vagina fart in your mouth.

"WOW, that tastes like tuna"
"Shut up you quief caker"

by IamNOTaQUIEFcaker {|}^-^ March 22, 2005

quiefcake

Quief cake has several meanings.
1: One who toots several times over and over again creating layers like a cake.

2: When in bed with another human, alien, dog and a sqeek comes from "under the bed" no. It is not the monster under your bed. Most certainly not. it is YOU.

1: "MMMMM What smells so fine?" "My 7 layer quief cake!"

2: "Baking a quiefcake in bed."

by Eyeturdation August 31, 2005