quiet night 

Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?

Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.

Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

quiet night by Who's this retard? May 15, 2016

late night stick that won't quit 

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.

I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.

late night stick that won't quit by Ballantine February 24, 2007