quief biscuit 

day old spunk and vag juice, slightly coagulated, expelled after vaginal pressure build up or urination in a biscuit form

I laughed so hard when she came in the room and said "You have to come see the quief biscuit we made together!"

quief biscuit by Knotty Crew December 16, 2007

queef-biscuit 

(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.

Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit on his tongue while he was "down south".

queef-biscuit by Santo Christo de Sanchez September 15, 2005

queef-biscuit 

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

queef-biscuit by Douchebag March 11, 2003

Queef biscuit 

A person who pisses you off for no reason and you want to put them in there place

Person 1: your gay
Person 2:shut up you queef biscuit

Queef biscuit by Imaqueefbiscuit August 1, 2022