quick question 

A question that usually requires a long answer. A close relative of stupid question and rhetorical question.

Joan: I have a quick question for you. How do you solve for "x" in this complex differential equation?

Bob: Uhhhhhh...

quick question by kneb December 8, 2006

quick question 

The plea occasionally comes from a pain in the ass office worker who is clueless and wants help desperately. He does not have a quick question. He usually requires a quick answer that is not easily given. He gives the appearance of knowing what he is talking about but needs a tutorial on how to load a stapler. This guy (sorry men: this stupid question normally does not come from a woman) is not long for the company if he asks this kind of shit all the time. The worst offenders will use "air quotes" when asking a "quick question."

Hey dude, can I ask you a "quick question" about the sales meeting this afternoon?

quick question by Paul Warshauer March 24, 2008

quick question 

A very decieving word that actually means the question itself will be a lengthy diatribe of mundane subject matter ...not even requiring an answer but more of an editorial.

Keith let me ask you a quick question? What do you think of that blah blah dress blah blah Britney blah blah ...can you actually beleive that blah blah whore blah blah and more blah.

quick question by Misanthropic71 March 24, 2008

quick question 

The plea occasionally comes from a pain in the ass office worker who is clueless and wants help desperately. He does not have a "quick question." The question is not the issue: he usually requires a quick answer that is not easily given. He gives the appearance of knowing what he is talking about but needs a tutorial on how to load a stapler. This guy (sorry men: this stupid question normally does not come from a woman) is not long for the company if he asks this kind of shit all the time. The worst offenders will use "air quotes" when asking a "quick question."

Hey dude, can I ask you a "quick question" about the sales meeting this afternoon?

quick question by Paul Warshauer March 24, 2008

Questioning Quack 

If you are in a state of mind where you're debating on your self image or sexuality and you like ducks, You can label yourself as a Questioning Quack for the time being!

Person A: Hey, What's your sexuality/pronouns?
Person B: I'm not sure! That's why I'm a Questioning Quack!

Questioning Quack by Kitty Duck May 1, 2020