queefe noodle Share definition Flag when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph. Dude, that girl just totally queefe noodled in my mouth. queefe noodle by Kaitlyn and Rebecca September 21, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the queefe noodle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch