quarting

A woman farting and queefing at the same time.

I just paid this girl to start quarting for me last night

by CNO January 11, 2015

Quart

The amount of sperm you can fit in a women before it flows out.
Verb: To whip out your massive bear cock and slap someone around with it

Example
Person 1: Bitch, you better be willing to 69 me, or I will Quart you
Person 2: (Gets on top of Person 1.)

by LewdiestBear69 October 16, 2018

Quart

When you queef so hard you shart out vaginal fluids.

She quarted all over my face and I threw up all over. Not only that but my face is infected with all different STD's.

by Blackmanjo May 25, 2010

a quart

26 ounce bottle of liquor

"I'm gonna drink a quart tonight!"

by captainsully October 22, 2017

quarted

when a girl farts and queefs at the same time

Tim was fucking his girlfriend and she quarted

by cliwwa April 27, 2009

quart low

The act of sticking ones thumb in the ass of another as they bend over and yelling quart low. Little kids love to do this to parents in stores to embarress them.

Lil Johnny while in Wal-Mart catches his mother bent over and jabs his thumb in her ass yelling quart low as he does.

by spunkie124 April 11, 2009

half-quart

A 3.5 gram deal of cannibus.
It is Half of a Quarter of an Ounce.
Also known as an 1/8 Ounce.

Do you sell half-quarts?

by Diego September 29, 2003