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The Quarmby name originated in Leicestershire, with the bestowed holding seats as Lords of the manner in parliament.

Now some 47 years later, the name still goes strong and a long line of lucky descendants remain.

If you have not already noted, it is imperative to highlight that only the most prestigious, vivacious, forward thinking and innovative individuals are to be graced with the name 'Quarmby'.
"WOW!, i wish i was a Quarmby"

"Oh kevin, I DO!! (just on the basis of your family name alone). . . . . Mrs Quarmby oooooooeeeee Swoons**"
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Layton faggy quarmby 

A puff who grinds warzone like his Nan grinds the Muslims outside of mosque
I’m layton faggy quarmby I’m a fat puff wanna play warzone babes
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Verb. To quarmay, to completely kill a conversation with a single input that the contributor believes to be funny.
Tom: I banged my girlfriend for ages earlier!
Joe: A bit like me and your mum last night...
*Awkward pause*
Elliot: No. You quarmayed it.
Quarmay by the lads.. December 4, 2010
Is a small fictional primate that is smarter than most primates.
Hey look its a quamby.
Quamby by Bing Ordanate September 20, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026