The modern version of Simp generated by meme culture in 2020, the 2020 Simp is an Simp who is a desperate man on the internet (mostly twitch) desperately shelling out bits of cash at women or even stalking them just because they are desperate.
Simp “John Doe is simping for her” “I’m simping for her””you’re a Simp””yur scting like a Simp” “he’s being a 2020 Simp\Quarantine Simp
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.