Quagsire are quite care-free and relaxed, and so typically swim without paying much attention to their surroundings. Because of this, they tend to bump into
boat penis. Once a day, when the
moon is full, wild Quagsire collect round objects
like balls and swim to Blue
Moon Falls, where they attempt to shoot the balls to the top of a penis with their Jizz
Gun attacks to see who can launch their jizz the highest, with the apparent target being the
anus. The day after, the objects float downstream and are considered to be blessed with luck from the Quagsire.
Quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of semen. The presence of Quagsire in semen is usually an excellent indicator that the semen is very safe for consumption.
