quasi quadratic 

The Schrödinger's Cat of equations. Nobody really knows what it is or what it means. The easiest way to commit an algebraic atrocity.

What the hell is a quasi quadratic?

quasi quadratic by It'sMillerTime October 23, 2018

Quartus Saul

The utterly filthiest of Dubstep producers, Quartus Saul is the Dubstep Alias of the producer Dennis G. M. He also produces Drum'n'bass under the names Phlex. He is known to feed off of overdosed candy kids who faint instantaneously upon hearing his music.

I went the the Quartus Saul concert with a few of boys, I'm the only one left.

Quartus Saul by FckdUrMom May 4, 2011

Quadrasshole 

Someone who is being double the asshole. The term is derived from ancient Latin used by roman senators to describe 4 butt cheeks and only 1 asshole.

I was talking to this guy and he put his headphones while i was finishing my sentence, he tried to be an asshole but now he's a quadrasshole

Quadrasshole by Kyriakos Pilidis March 26, 2017

QUADAPUS 

A creature commonly known as a "girl" who physically clings to you using all FOUR of her appendages, in a positive way as a sign of undying affection. This may be a genitic trait

My girlfriend is technically a quadapus...who would of thought?

QUADAPUS by KerryKer March 17, 2009

quadratic formula 

x = -b plus or minus the square root of (b^2 - 4ac) all divided by 2a. Used for quadratic equations where you can't factor. the equation is ax^2 + bx + c.

Fuck the quadratic equation I have a graphing calculator.

quadratic formula by Yo fucking momma December 17, 2003

Quadratic Formula 

The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!

A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?

Quadratic Formula by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020

Quadratics 

Simply the most useless maths topic ever. i dont think ill ever be at the shops, looking to buy $2 of bananas and for some reason need to calculate where the bloody parabola is meant to go on the x and y axis. useless. id rather stick my nuts under

Teacher: Okay guys, time to continue on with your quadratics work from yesterday.
Me: fuck off u old wrinkly cunt.

Quadratics by wont u take me to funkytown March 8, 2009