The qilin (tɕʰǐ.lǐn; Chinese: 麒麟) is the sexiest beast in all of mythology. Referred to as an Chinese Unicorn, such as the Kirin in Monster Hunter games, but can have multiple horns or more of an antler structure. It's a chimera, being part dragon, part deer, horns/antlers, carp whiskers, and dragon scales. Qilin like to hang out with emperors because they can't stand filthy plebs.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!