Pubescence Collapse Disorder 

A chronic issue where after you start to hit puberty, your body suddenly starts to conform back to the state of pre-puberty, and all gained puberty traits near instantly vanish in one swift sweep.

Similar to a voice crack, but for all of puberty's traits.

Guy: Dude, while I was in the middle of a voice crack, I suddenly experienced Pubescence Collapse Disorder; it felt so awkward.

Lax bro: Woah dude, that's so bro!

Pubescence Collapse Disorder by The definder September 24, 2011

putrescencelove 

person who definitely gets bitches

Damn ! Putrescencelove gets so many hoes

putrescencelove by shawttitsokay May 28, 2022

putrescine 

the chemical compound found in decomposing organisms responsible for the gag-inducing smell. Also linked to the odor of bad breath, and some vaginal infections. Makes for a great and unusual insult.

1) "The air is heaving with the scent of putrescine, suggesting we either have stumbled onto a dead body, or a nearby woman is having some feminine issues."

2) "You smell like putrescine!"

putrescine by jaimetortues April 18, 2009