1. ruled over by a woman and a helpless to whatever she says because she officially owns you and your soul for eternity.
2. Me
I am so pussy wipped that i have an official contract stating that I am a slave for eternity to my master and she owns my body, mind, and soul, and i live to serve and please her, becauseaccording to her, my only purpose in life is to be her helpless slave.
A certain group of men who, for some reason just can't stop being stood on my woman. Usually fucking over their friends and braking the "guy code" when it is needed the most.
pussy-wipped: Oh shit man, I just went and told that girl that you told me she fucked your roommate last night so she might be having words with you.
male friend: WTF! did you go and do that for?!
pussy-wipped: well..I didn't know it was a secret...
male friend: You don't just fucking go around telling girls that kinda shit!
A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any criticalfunction/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.