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Pussy check 

The act of throwing a punch to the balls of someone to check if he has a pussy, usually done when somebody acts like a women (or a pussy).
Moin backed off from tonight's plan, I think he needs a pussy check
Pussy check by JJXT7 October 24, 2017

pussy check 

The monthly payment to the babymama, usually paid to DSS. Consider it back rent.
Sheee-it! Daaamn! I am behind the eight-ball, can't come up with this month's pussy check!
pussy check by Jack Pozzi May 28, 2008

Check Pussy Light 

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.
Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.
Check Pussy Light by DrFuck April 13, 2023

puss check 

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.
My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.
puss check by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022

Check your puss 

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"
Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"