face pushups

The act of a skanky bitch sucking dirty dick in a manner in which she is the peon and you are the ranking seargent

Bitch get down there and give me 25 face pushups

by CraZy E August 1, 2006

german pushup

When a woman lays down on her back and points her ass straight in the air, and her male partner stands over her and points his cock vertically downwards and starts squatting.

I was lookin' at some porn last night, and then they started to do a german pushup... it looked painful.

by the pappy April 25, 2008

asshole-pushup

when someone eats the last bite of ice cream, takes the last hit, or simply consumes the final anything without asking anyone else first, they become an asshole. A consequential pushup or act of homage is then exhibited by the perpetrator.

"Dude thanks for not asking first before taking the last gummy worm! Get on the floor and do an asshole-pushup!"

by caligirl21 October 9, 2009

Cock Pushup

It's when you fuckin lay down, on the ground. And you let your boner lift you up of the floor.

Jack black does cock pushups all the time, while Kyle Gass don't belive him!

by rull0r August 25, 2008

domanant pushup

Doing a push up when in the missionary sex position

Having sex while doing the domanant pushup

by Doctor sex December 15, 2016

turd pushups

Its when you fuckin, sit down flat on the ground, and you let your turd, lift you up, off the ground

He was so tall I had to do turd pushups just to see over him

by Jimmahh March 24, 2007

love-pushups

Pushups with a sexual nature to them.

-Last night I had a serious workout with Jenny...we did 20 reps of love-pushups!

by Jacobian October 24, 2006