purple snot

Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)

"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend

by SammyDev March 31, 2010

Purple's Not Enough

Amazing pop punk/alternative rock band from Liverpool, United Kingdom. The band consists of vocalist/guitarist/composer Kyle Milson, bassist/vocalist/lyricist Anthony Johnson, lead guitarist Matty Wafer and drummer Jack Burness. They are known for their strong misoginistic beliefs, sexual transmitted diseased like melodies and articulate lyrics.

Groupie 1: Did you buy the new Purple's Not Enoughrecord?

Groupie 2: Nahh but I fucked their lead singer Kyle.

Groupie 1: So did I!

by AJ-23 November 23, 2009