purple monster

the combination of vodka nyquil and red bull britney spears went nuts on at the beginning of 2008

"yo britney what you drinking?" "its a purple monster, DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS FEDERLINE!"

by sykksmoke January 14, 2008

purple monster

The state of ones penis before ejaculation.

Jeff Caulkins gripped his purple monster while spewing a load on bobbie's ass!

by alaskarich June 30, 2003

purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!

'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'

by dave February 16, 2004

Purple Monster

1. A category of vibrators that are particularly large and threatening. They can be identified by the warning colors that they have evolved over time, usually ones that are not normally found in nature.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.

1. The noise from my roommate's Purple Monster kept me awake all night, and she lives on the other side of the house!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!

by chavi December 28, 2005

Purple Monster

The african vagina, characterized by it's purple coloration. The purple monster tends to be much better summed up by the phrase "large and in charge" than the boring pink vagina of a white woman.

Billy had the jungle fever real bad last night; he couldn't get enough of that purple monster.

by Bretttt March 10, 2008

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004

purple helmet monster

the end of a penis also called bell-end

stu showed andy his bell-end

by SIMCOE November 25, 2004