purple balls 

The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking off by your computer won't help!

The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).

Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!
Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...

purple balls by Satan's Cock June 19, 2008

purple balls 

If you have purple balls, it means you've possibly caught thanos disease. It causes you to develop purple balls as well as purple skin, just like thanos. Oreo_217 on roblox caught thanos disease and was bullied by kids in Breaking Point. Attracting Thanos disease can cause an uproar in your community, you can get continuously shunned and discriminated against, Oreo_217 is a victim of this horrible abuse.

User1772849495: 'Hey, why do you have purple skin?'
Oreo_217: 'I have Thanos disease.'
User1772849495: 'Oh so like, you also have purple balls?'
Oreo_217: 'Yeah...😫😫'

purple balls by thanosdiseasegavemepurpleballs September 17, 2021

Purple monkey balls 

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

Purple monkey balls by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS) 

When you wear tighty whities for way too long. Your balls start to turn purple because they cant breathe and it becomes excruciatingly painful.

Did you hear that guy Luis got Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS)? I think he's wearing his tighty whities way too much, he might have to get his balls surgically removed.

Purple Ball Syndrome (PBS) by Papichulito69 January 13, 2021

the purple eight ball tornado royale 

a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).

"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"

the purple eight ball tornado royale by ball smasher April 9, 2009

PurpleBalls 

When you cum so hard that your balls start to hurt in agitating pain. Usually from the result of LOTS of cum.

*cums* OOWW.. literally i have PurpleBalls

PurpleBalls by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018