When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte
Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!
by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020
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Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
by gnostic3 December 11, 2022
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To be King punisher is to be ruthless and merciless to all of evil. You would assassinate all of the bad in the world.
by UBBESSON September 10, 2018
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Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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A person who repeatedly punches the testicles of a man. More often than not the female likes to do this when the man is bent over.
Karyn was upset at her partner so much she became a tangerine punisher.
by The_Dream September 11, 2021
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When one uses pumice hand cleaner to pump his chump
Bubbles went home after a long week on the road and gave himself the punisher
by Kawasaki125 October 4, 2018
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A punisher is an oversized penis typically over 8 inches.
Oh god Pat's punisher hit me hard last night.
by Boratsmonkey October 18, 2015
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