punch the pie

The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.
My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.
by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004
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Punch and Pie

What Cartman from South Park says you should serve at meetings to attract more people.
Cartman: "More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!"
by mgs316 October 30, 2008
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Punched pie

When somebody takes one too many poppers to loosen their ass and it ends up looking like someone punched a family size pie
1. John woke up with a punched pie

2. John punched his own pie
by Smwierdi November 06, 2020
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punched pie

We somebody takes too many poppers to loosen their ass
John woke up and his ass looked like someone punched a family size pie
Punched pie
by Smwierdi November 06, 2020
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