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A very good albiet expensive school. believe it or not we are not all rich, none of the kids have body guards, we have 2-3 off duty cops but they just walk around and stuff. 99 percent aren't snobby, don't drop names, and are actually really cool. We have a kick ass sports program which makes lots of people jealous and resentful. Also most kids drive crappy cheap cars. theres a few parents with bmw's or mercedes but most kids have regular sedans or trucks, honda's, toyotas and so on.
Wtf kind of dick posts those other definitions, they clearly dont know jack shit.

Dude punahou's awesome

yeah i know, theres tons of hot chicks and our sports teams rule!!
Punahou by punahou kid October 25, 2010
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Pretentious high school in Honolulu, Hawaii, founded in 1841 through the discovery of a spring under a taro plant. Since then, parents have been paying over $13,000 to send their kids to this school and preparing them for "college"... yeah right.
Dude#1: Dude, I need to get laid.
Dude#2: Dude, plenny hoes in punahou.
punahou by punahougrad05 September 5, 2006
A school in Honolulu that prepares kids to be pretentious. Punahou encourages courses like: Name dropping 101, How can I spend my parents fortune, A sense of entitlement 500 and Modern Dance for athletes.
Some of the social ingrates graduating from this infamous school have broken the curse. Few and far between these students have been known to actually get a job that was deserved instead of the usual nepotism involved in everyday Punahou life.
I'd love for my child to go to Punahou but I don't want them to end up with poor social skills and a sense of entitlement.
punahou by Joey Gotts! November 27, 2007
Punahou School is an elite, pretentious, private, college preparatory school located in Honolulu. Punahou is one of the few schools in which it is required to be both rich and smart. The famous alumni list is longer than the limos in which their children come to school in. As soon as these kids get their driving permit, Mommy and Daddy pick them out a brand new Mercedes, BMW or Porsche to drive to school.

Some kids have body guards and the campus is always equipped with full time cops to watch out for their belongings.
n.
"Do you want to go to Punahou?
Only if you want to sell your left nut Dad"

adj. A word to describe the rich, pretentious, and snobby
"Hahaha look they just got in for free because they dropped they're parents name. SO PUNAHOU."
"Is that girl a snobby, rich, Blair Waldorf type, who will end up at an Ivy College.
Yea, she's so Punahou"
Punahou by woopdydoodoo January 19, 2010

mike tyson's punchout 

BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-Mr. Sandman
-Super Macho Man
-Mike Tyson
2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?"

punchout 

A video game originally for the NES, highlighted comedically by the black trainer stealing the main characters bicycle several times forcing him to run after him
I wanna play Mike Tysons punchout but because Mike Tyson was a junkie and a wife beater they changed the last guy to a more kid friendly opponent Mr Dream
punchout by Texhnolyze March 31, 2007

Punahussy 

PunaHussy

A drug dealer
Hawaiian slang for someone who sells pot.
"Anytime they ready punahussy start war
Mess around and see who get it spread on di tar"
The Teddybears; Cobrastyle
Punahussy by Suites.Hikoo June 22, 2008
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