pumping the brakes

A series of multiple semi-controlled farts. With each release, the flatulent person progressively approaches an accidental shart.

Dude1's ass: *Fart* *Fart* *Fart* *Fart*
Dude2: "What the fuck! It smells like you shit yourself!"
Dude1: "We good, just pumping the brakes."

by drenath December 20, 2018

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pump the brakes

to tell someone to slow down when trying to jump conclusions about someone or something; to slow your role; to caution another concerning any particular matter

Kenny, Pump the brakes, you are lying she did not steal your car!

by Freerl February 23, 2008

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pump yo brakes

1. Slow down before you miss an opportunity
2. Watch out before you say something you may regret

1. I told T 'pump yo brakes there go a gang of hotties over there.'

2. Dell "Boy, I'm about to put my foot in yo a$$! I'm going to beat you like you stloe something, whip you like yo mama should have when you was a kid!!"
Kev "Yo! You need to pump yo brakes before you find yo self in a hospital room."

by Delow January 18, 2006

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Pump your brakes

To stop what your doing. As if whatever your saying or doing is stupid or ridiculous.

Lisa tried to tell me that Raheim was cheating on me but I said to the bitch, "Pump ya brakes", you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Tatatulisha thought she was going to pull on my weed for free. I told that ho to pump her mothafuckin brakes.

by GB April 2, 2003

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