Pummell

A tasty dip. Usually consists of cream cheese, sour cream, spinach, mozzarella cheese, and chives. Often served with rice crisps, crackers, or bread.

I served some Pummell and chips at my cocktail party.

by knucklemonster March 9, 2009

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

Pummel Speed

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.

Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...

by goldenfinch September 18, 2017

gastric pummeled belly

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Pummeler farmer

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.

- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.

by l00my March 17, 2022

pummelled

To be beaten to a pulp and therefore no longer able to continue your feeble attempts at living.

Marty is gunna get pummelled for being so insolent

by Fabbers July 26, 2006

pummelage

To reek total havoc upon another, to pummel, or to be pummeled. To kick another's arse to unrecognizable condition.

Give me dat butta-finga mo fo befo I give some severe pummelage on yo ass bee-otch.

by Marcus Poleus, Porn Star January 8, 2005