Pulling A Lauren

Doing something really really stupid. Like. Extremely stupid. Very little people do these kind of idiot things, and when people do them you just think, Wow. You have to be pretty stupid to do those kind of stunts.

Example 1
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"

Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"

Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."

Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."

Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"

Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"

Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."

Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"

Person 2"Humping a pig?"

Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."

Pulling A Lauren by wolf1205 October 6, 2012

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pulling a lauren

The act of giving a guy a hand job.

"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"

pulling a lauren by lauren6996 March 3, 2014

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Pulling a Lauren

Offering to fulfill a favor, however never accomplishing sed favor.

I never said I would clean the dishes!?

Yes you did, you keep pulling a Lauren this week!!

Pulling a Lauren by ImNotAMachine76 November 20, 2017

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Pulling a Lauren

Having a boyfriend who is a jerk and posts stuff you dont want him to online <3

"he a jerk for putting that online"
"i know, shes pulling a lauren"

Pulling a Lauren by ohheckya October 4, 2011

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Pulling a Lauren

When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.

"Oh man I waited for awhile and they just never came back, talk about 'Pulling a Lauren'."

Pulling a Lauren by problematic potato January 25, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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