The art of spending a lot of time in a peugeot car with the seat reclined,sometimes sleeping,the person doing this would normally park in an area that is hard to see,so not to be spotted.
Some real ugly bird that has such a high opinion of herself although loves nothing more than to live her life through the experiences of others. She will interrupt everyone's conversations with anecdotes from another's life and these will usually begin with "well when I was at......". These stories do not have to be relevant to the conversation.
Everyone despised the actions of the pugfeltcher but felt powerless to avoid it.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"