The art of spending a lot of time in a peugeot car with the seat reclined,sometimes sleeping,the person doing this would normally park in an area that is hard to see,so not to be spotted.
Some real ugly bird that has such a high opinion of herself although loves nothing more than to live her life through the experiences of others. She will interrupt everyone's conversations with anecdotes from another's life and these will usually begin with "well when I was at......". These stories do not have to be relevant to the conversation.
Everyone despised the actions of the pugfeltcher but felt powerless to avoid it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'