puffer dick 

A man that when he gets erections, his cock grows outwards instead of longwards.

Scotty: O jesus last night when I was watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" i got a puffer dick.

Skeeter: HOLY SHIT!!!!

puffer dick by Harry Dyck July 15, 2007

dick puffer 

one who is a dick sucker.
dick drunk

Ms Puffs on Dick is a professional dick puffer.

dick puffer by Big V December 8, 2004

dick puffer 

1. a person who puffs on the cock. a person with problems smokin the cock hardcore style.

2. your mother
3. you

1. hey nick j. wat are you doing? sorry man i gotta puff dick.

2. stop puffing my dick nick j.

dick puffer by little shit talker October 5, 2004