puffer dick

A man that when he gets erections, his cock grows outwards instead of longwards.
Scotty: O jesus last night when I was watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" i got a puffer dick.

Skeeter: HOLY SHIT!!!!
by Harry Dyck June 17, 2007
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dick puffer

Ms Puffs on Dick is a professional dick puffer.
by Big V December 08, 2004
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dick puffer

1. a person who puffs on the cock. a person with problems smokin the cock hardcore style.

2. your mother
3. you
1. hey nick j. wat are you doing? sorry man i gotta puff dick.

2. stop puffing my dick nick j.
by little shit talker October 06, 2004
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