Pubic Floss

When someone has no other option or is forced to floss his or her teeth with their pubes. You must get in between at least 4 different teeth for it to be considered a pubic floss. It is also acceptable to floss with someone elses pubes. If the person has pubic lice and it gets on their teeth it is called Tooth fariculous fibrosis.

When my regular floss ran out my only other option was to pubic floss.

Pubic Floss by patriots3093 March 26, 2009

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pubic floss

When one wakes up after being teabagged and commences to floss his or her teeth with the pubic hairs left in his or her mouth.

After he was done pubic flossing, he coughed up a furball.

pubic floss by TimilDeeps November 2, 2003

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Related Words

pubic floss • pubic flossin • pubic hair • Pubic Zirconia • pubic lice • Pubic Head • pubic mullet • Pubic rug burn • Pubic • pubic afro

pubic flossin

To rapidly floss with ones pubic hairs in a quick motion throught ones gumline.

The use of ones pubic floss to change the overall morale of ones gayness

Dude that guy is such a fag! If he tells me to do something stupid again today I will not hesitate to tell him that he could floss with my pubs if he wants me to do anything else for him.

That guy is such a dooche he is definately fishin for some pubic flossin....

pubic flossin by whooyah December 7, 2006

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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