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Stands for Parent-Teacher Student Association. A Parent-Teacher Student Association is a voluntary organization bringing together parents and teachers of pupils in a particular school or school district, usually for fund-raising, building parental involvement at school and other activities relating to the welfare of the school, rather than the progress of individual pupils.
Vince: My mom's gonna sign up for the PTSA.

Derk: Why?

Vince: Because she wants to get to know my teachers better and get involved in my school.

Derk: That sucks.
PTSA by Fahed December 9, 2008
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Acronym for "Put that shit away." Commonly used when someone brings a topic or physical object into a conversation in which is not necessary to have and is bothering the person who is saying "PTSA."
Lola: Hey Andre, what's up?
Andre: Nothing much, just smoked some weed.
Lola: Ohh.. Uhmmm...
Andre: Look I have some left over if you want it! (gets illegal drugs out of pocket)
Lola: Ew man! PTSA, ferreal.
ptsa by Jellifyshh December 3, 2009
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Also called Packet Tracer Skill Assignment - But better known as "Post Traumatic Stress Accumalation", is a program to plan Networks with bad simulations used by teachers to torture Software-Dev-Students to do "THE RIGHT IT"...

We know, we cheat on them anyway

Copyright Cisco 2021
Teacher: "Today, we are doing the PTSA"
Students: *Menatly preparing for the torture*
PTSA by Winzu Darkpaw June 28, 2021
(Post Taylor Swift Album) When you get sad after Taylor Swift drops an album and you won't get another one for a while
Friend: "Do you want to go out?
Me: "No I have PTSA im just gonna listen to T Swizzle"
PTSA by TaylorSwiftsRealHusband October 30, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026