:ptak: is a czech-english name commonly used among a famous picture of a new zealandan bird 'pukeko' standing on a concrete road. The image is silly by itself because of its long legs but the word :ptak: became a thing after it was used in a famous Minecraft SMP, called the Snejk SMP.
In New Zealand, it is known as the pūkeko. The species used to be considered a subspecies of the purple swamphen
Yo Snejk, check out this newfarm I built!
Snejk: :ptak: bro :ptak:
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"