Proximus

A proximus is a very long parallel unit of length that is on behalf of another very long parallel unit of length.

I forgot to bring my yardstick so I brought an proximus instead

Proximus by Harvey Knight March 22, 2024

Ad Proximum Convivium

A Latin term meaning "on to the next party." The "V's" are pronounced as "W's" as per traditional Latin prononciation. (Ad proximum conwiwium)

Popularized by the Seattle-based radio show/podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL).

TBTL just got cancelled as a radio show, but is still a podcast. Oh well, ad proximum convivium, I suppose.

Ad Proximum Convivium by A Ten September 13, 2009

Proximute 

Proximute is a french person who is attractive, sexy, and truly creative/charming. Proximute is more than a french person, he is a creator and a designer and he can create the most magnificent surf maps out there known to man (surf_depression)

Ian- yo guys did you about proximute's new map

Kirbo- hey proximute wanna collab and make a surf map?

Zeuse- proximute i love you

Proximute by Enigm_A August 6, 2017

proximuscentaurus 

Proximus Centaurus stands for Proxinagraphic Centauria, which is a severe syndrome mixed with Down and Autism, as well as enhanced manual problems and maintaining social relations.

"this guy is lowk a proximuscentaurus'

proximuscentaurus by Sigmasigmaboy1818181 April 8, 2025

proximute 

a fucking frenchie that cant do shit

Hey faguette (Proximute)
-hi
You shoud KYS today!
-alr
Yay!
-kbye

proximute by proximute May 2, 2017