To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.
Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam paper instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating..."
Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops!"
Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.