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Programmatic Prostitute

Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.
A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!

B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.

A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?

B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.

A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
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detailed programmatic specificity 

something the Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, says in speeches. Problem is no-one knows what it means.
"No idea what detailed programmatic specificity means." - Mr Turnbull

Probgrammatic 

(adjective) a shortening of the phrase grammatically problematic Causing confusion in the grammar and, therefore, the meaning of a piece of writing.
Sarah's writing makes no sense. It's very probgrammatic.
Probgrammatic by MC Key November 23, 2020

Programmator 

"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."

or

"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."
That guy is a fucking programmator!
Programmator by Programmator November 13, 2020

programmatical 

a task or routine that can be accomplished through routine programming.
Once you identify a plane in space, the rest of the inspection is simply programatical.
programmatical by MrKnuckle August 31, 2004

Programmatically 

To automatically program as in software or software components.
The codes should be PROGRAMMATICALLY adjusted in our system.
Programmatically by MSGC08 June 1, 2015

programmabilitive 

The ability to program in a creative fashion.
Dude, I wish I had the programmabilitive ability that CliffyB or Senocular have.
programmabilitive by Kirupa August 31, 2004