Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.
Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.
Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!
Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.
Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!
by Attica1979 September 24, 2007
A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 July 5, 2006