productionate

Procrastinating so hard you go back to being productive just to say you’re busy

I didn’t want to do my homework so bad I productionated

productionate by Nice Guy Reset June 11, 2018

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productinate

pro•duc•ti•nate
{proh-DUHK-tuh-neyt, pruh-}, IPA /proʊˈdəktəˌneɪt, prə-/
verb, -nat•ed, -nat•ing.

–verb (used without object)
1. to defer one action by performing another, less important or less timely action; delay by doing something somewhat productive: to productinate until the last minute.

–verb (used with object)
2. to put off one thing till another day or time by doing another, relatively less productive, but still productive nonetheless, thing; defer by means of performing a task of less priority; delay by doing something somewhat productive.

Origin:
Compound word from English procrastinate (verb) and productive (adjective), i.e. to productively procrastinate.

Related forms:
pro•duc•ti•nat•ing•ly, pro•duc•ti•nat•ive•ly, adverb

pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅tion, noun
pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅tive, pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅to⋅ry {proh-duhk-tuh-nuh-tawr-ee, -tohr-ee, pruh-}, IPA /proʊˈdəktənəˌtɔri, -ˌtoʊri, prə-/, adjective
pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅tive⋅ness, noun
pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅tor, noun

I productinated for my philosophy paper that's due tomorrow by paying my bills online for next month.

productinate by Master Productinator April 15, 2009

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productionable

When a system (software application or hardware system) is ready to go live or is production ready.

This system is nearly productionable and should go live in 2 weeks

productionable by Realkiwidude February 18, 2018

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ProductionTakeFive

A slack ass, piss poor excuse of a man! Talks a good game but ain't about SHIT and ain't never gonna be shit. Blames all his downfalls on everyone else and excepts no responsibility for his slackness!

Justin Bieber is a ProductionTakeFive

ProductionTakeFive by ඞgcs March 29, 2023