Procrastination Time

A group chat consisting of 9 beautiful, weird, funny ladies and 1 sexy cool gay mathafucka that reaaaaaaaaally loves to procrastinate.This group chat is a chat made in heavens and there will not be a group chat better than this!!!! There is a lound one that will never stop singing no mater what (goes on everybodys nerves), one that never gets jokes and forgives every fuckin thing and is cute, one that reaaaaally loves hugs (cute too), one that is too funny to exist, one that is a master at baking cakes and is an angel sent from above, one that reaaaally loves pasta and anime, one that LITERALLY laughs hihihiiii, one that is the coolest gay person ever, one that reaaaaaally loves to exercise toooooo much and the last one who is the most dramatic human living on this planet. If the group chat doesn't have these people with the same exact descripcion then it may never be called Procrastination Time!

ATM= OMGGGGGG the test is tomorrow and i haven't even started practising!!! fml i procrastinate too much.
CVK= Same gurl...
CG= U need a hug?
AMD= It's going to be fine everyone don't worry. :)
NVB= We had so much time to practise tho....ur own fault.... juuuust saying
MAP= HUH which test?!?!

EA= It was a joke...
AM= ahahahah did i give u a heart attack?
MAP= .....
VDS= What about the science test tomorrow?
MAP= What?!!?
VDS= Juuuuuuust kidding ahahah
MAP=.............
HC= CAN U GUYS STOP SPAMING THE GROUPCHAT?!?!?!
NVB= *NVB left the groupchat*
AM= *Added NVB to the groupchat*
NVB= ....
AB= aaaaah Procrastination guys Procrastination , u can never escape it

AM= mehehehe Procrastination Time<3

Procrastination Time by Procrastination master<3 December 29, 2017

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Procrastination Savings Time (PST)

Procrastination Savings Time (PST) is the practice of allotting an extra hour when planning to do work to increase the chances of success.

TED: Hey Joe! have you done our homework yet?
JOE: No man, let's do it at my place, 6:00pm PST.
TED: It's settled then, works starts at 7:00pm!

Procrastination Savings Time (PST)

Procrastination Savings Time (PST) by Fabio~ September 17, 2011

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church hurt

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Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

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Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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