probe

fingering one's butthole to obtain guilty pleasure

Who do I have to probe around this place to get some chardonnay?

by Ricky Wang July 21, 2005

probe

What aliens do to you once you have been abducted in to their space craft. Many abductee's claim this has happened to them, usually the alien probe is inserted in to the anus.
I cant explain to you why they like that particular intrusion.

"i got abducted by aliens in my sleep last night. I went in to their spaceship and they probed me up"
"that fuckin green alian sick fuck stuck his probe in my ass"
"if aliens abduct me, my over and under shotgun should end their little probe party"

by P.Rickshaw September 26, 2007

probe

A joint venture between ford and mazda to bring toy one of the best handaling, rice killing, cheap sports cars ever!

Thats a good looking, fast Ford Probe GT!

by Skipster May 13, 2003

probe

a person who's annoying as hell and never leaves you alone

dude that guy is such a probe, he's alway buggin me

by trillakillagodzilla December 27, 2011

probe

A way of punishing someone.

Fanta probes Deno to punish him.

by Fanta Panda November 3, 2007

probe

Something that americans tend to have jammed up their asses halting any neural activity in their brain.

That fucking american's been probed.

by superostia November 12, 2003

probe

a way of discipline

Don't do that, or I'll probe you!

by annie March 9, 2003