Pro Fortnite Player

Someone who competes for money in the game of Fortnite (the least competitive game in history)

Guy 1: So what exactly does being a pro fortnite player entail?
Guy 2: It means every single week Epic Games slaps you in the face

by The real brotha September 09, 2019

semi-pro football player

Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.

Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?

X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell

Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.

by Ianfection January 20, 2009

Pro Smash Bros. Player

A pedophile

Man, I have been arrested several times for
pedophilia, I must be a pro smash bros. player.

by Thoggerock July 05, 2020

Pro Smash Bros Player

1. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros.

2. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros, who has also been accused of and/or admitted to being a paedophile.

John: Yo, that guy over there? He's a Pro Smash Bros Player.

Benjamin: You're gonna need to elaborate on that.

by rollacethejazzmaster June 24, 2021

"Pro league" Player

A "Pro League" player is a type of gamer that takes a game very seriously. They will constantly say that they are in the Pro-Leagues, even though they are not in any way involved in them. A typical "Pro League" player would put all of his effort in the game that he is playing so he can get "good" so he can "qualify for the Pro Leagues". They would think that they are the best player of the whole gaming community, and come up with excuse to why they lose to somebody who is not a try hard. Another nickname for this type of gamer would be a "Santi".

Gamer 1: "Wow, I just won my first game of Smash Ultimate!"
Gamer 2: "You know I wasn't even trying, right? You're just a spammer. I'm going to go practice for the tournament tomorrow."
Gamer 3 (To Gamer 1): "Don't worry, this guy is just a "Pro League" player."

by A non-tryhard March 01, 2019

Rooker player pro

When you outsmart a rook a swindler or trickster a scammer

Don't fuck with me bitch didn't you know im a rooker player pro

by ROOKER PLAYER PRO April 21, 2021