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Private detective 

Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.

someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...

Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.

Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”

Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.

Figure out what that means
“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”

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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing

Woman 2: wait I know who to call

Woman 1: you do?

Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?

Woman 1: it’s my sister!

Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!

Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best

Woman 1: wow

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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
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private detective 

A person who is employed by an individual or corporation to search and uncover the facts
That dude was stealing from the company and they hired a Private detective. Now he is fired and has to pay restitution to the company. Some people never learn!
private detective by The Truth Hunter December 17, 2007

Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective 

The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.
I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!

If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.
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