Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.
The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"
by Ugh69 September 30, 2018
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
by Eperdu October 12, 2003
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a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear
Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!
by pfloyd February 21, 2003
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the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.
Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!
by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019
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Someone who counterfeits money.
Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.
by Da printer October 25, 2009
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Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.
Wow, that printer prints fast!
by Apul January 30, 2003
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titty fucking a bitch or hoe while she has a white shirt on or analing a bitch wearing a white thong.
Girl 1: Holy shit I just got a printer last night... my panties will never be white again ;)
Girl 2: dayummmmm dat sounds kinky ;) ;)
by White Bangor May 25, 2010
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