Printer's remorse 

When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.

Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.

Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.

Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.

Printer's remorse by sean1123 April 13, 2008

Painter's Radio 

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

I left your Mom with a face like a painter's radio and the dirty bitch loved it

Painter's Radio by seattle brian February 3, 2009

Printer Shit 

The event in which one's printer shits out large quantities of paper. This could be the cause of a productive night of cramming a paper, printing a book, or the fact that one's printer randomly prints excessive amounts of paper.

Mike: How did your project go last night?

Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.

Printer Shit by ifoamatthemouth October 23, 2011

Painter's Cap

House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.

Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!

Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.

Painter 2: You got any?

Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!

Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!

Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?

Painter 2: Nice!

Painter's Cap by zooboots July 6, 2011

Face like a painter's lunchbox 

When you go off over a girl's face.

Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.

Face like a painter's lunchbox by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009

Painter's Palette 

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.

Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?

Painter's Palette by rock_lobster January 27, 2010

Printer scene 

In the movie Office Space, there is a scene where cubicle workers steal the printer from their office and take it out into a field. There, they beat the printer to smithereens using baseball bats and their fists. The "Printer scene" is used among office workers as a fantasy of what they want to be real. It is a term that people who feel locked-up by their jobs use.

If only the printer scene was happening right now.

Printer scene by whiteboyz36 October 9, 2017