Someone equally fictitious as Santa and
God, this alleged entity holds appeal for hicks, evangelists and pierced-teen fantasies (and all the while you were wondering what they have in common). Also alleged is that he is a fallen
angel, but sources can never tell how he fell, from where, and did he take any para-legal action immediately afterwards? In
case he did, who was his lawyer? I'd want to avoid the lawyer who can't
get anything better than hell in compensation.