Preventive Drinking

Drinking with the intent of having a hangover that will enable one to drink the entire following day and evening with relative sobriety / ease. Cf. preventive maintenance.

Ted's Bachelor Party is on Saturday starting at noon. I guess we better do some "Preventive Drinking" Friday night to ensure we're not passed out before the strippers get there.

Preventive Drinking by UIBubba April 3, 2008

Preventive war 

A war in which the attacked country poses no direct or imminent threat to the attacker. To be differentiated from preemptive war, in which the attacker is in clear danger of being attacked.

The US is an old hand at staging preventive wars. Through clever use of propaganda to infuse nationalism and support for its wars among the population it is able to attack and invade sovereign countries under the guise of "liberation" or "preemptive attack".

See also War with Iraq.

I'll go and punch a blind person in a wheelchair on the street and call it a preventive attack. He was clearly going for my wallet!

Preventive war by PoopyPoo August 3, 2005

Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.

Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!

Preventive Parking by Cbass187 June 19, 2008

Preventive Fuck 

When you fuck someone’s wife or husband before they do it to you

He’s been hitting on my wife so much that I had to do a preventive fuck to his

Preventive Fuck by Gradup71 August 31, 2024

preventative wiz

Urinating ahead of time while your bladder is roughly 50% full or less to prevent inconvenience of having to do so at a later time with greater need.

I'm gonna take a preventative wiz before we go so I won't have to drain it while we're out.

preventative wiz by JCS Bricks August 23, 2004

rape prevention prevention 

A ficticious course in how to counter rape defense . Offered to rapists who keep getting beat by their selected victims .

Yea , i'm taking that rape prevention prevention course ' , Back in the day , things were so much easier

rape prevention prevention by namaste neil April 18, 2011

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) 

Previously known as VSTF (Vandalism Spam Task Force), SOAP is a made up of bunch of maniacs who love to global block absolutely innocent people. Just as their name suggests, this team acts without thinking and they global block TOTALLY INNOCENT PEOPLE along with the criminals, just like how soap water kills normal cells with the pathogens.

The whole Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) team is like a self-exploding bomb in the battlefield that you cannot launch and cannot escape from, which you can only hopelessly stare at while its timer goes down, slowly but steadily...

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) by y = mx + b December 13, 2021