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The period of time from infancy to the start of preschool where a child doesn’t have to go to school or work.
Mom 1: How is little Albert doing?

Mom 2: He’s fine. Just enjoying his pretirement.
by CowBellJoe April 3, 2019
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Tim: Hey, I just got some dank jazz cabbage. Let's go out back and get lit.
Dennis: Alright!
by CowBellJoe October 26, 2018
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