Pretirement

The period of time from infancy to the start of preschool where a child doesn’t have to go to school or work.

Mom 1: How is little Albert doing?

Mom 2: He’s fine. Just enjoying his pretirement.

by CowBellJoe April 03, 2019

Jazz Cabbage

Another name for marijuana.

Tim: Hey, I just got some dank jazz cabbage. Let's go out back and get lit.
Dennis: Alright!

by CowBellJoe October 26, 2018