presis 

Verb

Do not consent to engage in a certain activity. Something you would not want seen by your little sister, mother

Flynn: man there is no door to this shit stall. I presis having the door open during a bowl movement.

presis by LIterallyandLiteracy June 22, 2021

presick 

Sometimes you feel like you are going to be unwell e.g. you think you're starting to run a bit of temperature.

"Sorry, I won't be able to join you tomorrow. I am feeling presick right now."

presick by Danlod2 November 5, 2021

Pregistend 

To pretend people don't like you because they are racist or homophobic when in reality it is just because you're a cunt.

Andrew always played the race card and was a big pregistender

Pregistend by Dave Brake July 7, 2019

Russian President

The Russian President is the person in charge of Russia. The current Russian President is Vladimir Putin, but not for long. In 2020 the Russian will Vote Kokichi Ouma as their new leader

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Russian President?
Person 2: You mean Kokichi Ouma?
Person 1: Yeah! He's a way better President than Vladimir Putin was
Person 2: Yes he is

Russian President by Vote Kokichi Russian President May 17, 2020

President Douchebag 

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

President Douchebag by napalona zając January 7, 2017

President Baby syndrome 

A person with President Baby syndrome is selfish, throws tantrums when criticized, complains constantly, is obsessed with money, doesn't believe rules should apply to him, and is the president of a sovereign country. This is a specific form of King Baby syndrome, a common term in the addiction recovery field. Some psychologists, in fact, believe that President Baby syndrome is a consequence of when King Baby syndrome is suffered by a critical number of individual voters.

Dunno about you but I'm not looking forward to at least four years of normalized President Baby syndrome.

President Baby syndrome by Wilma Auld January 6, 2017

on-premise 

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"

IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.

on-premise by itretard June 1, 2018