Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "President Roosevelt was amazing."
Blind Democrat: "You'd better mean Franklin because that stupid Theodore was a racist Republican."
Blind Republican: "You'd better mean Theodore because Franklin was a flaming Welfare loving social justice warrior."
Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "No, I mean both because both were great and put country over party. Without either of them, you both would possibly have been CHILD SLAVES, slaves to large businesses, eating poisonous food, drinking unclean water, and if all of that somehow didn't manage to kill you, then you'd die well before you could use Social Security to keep yourself alive and long lived."
Blind Democrat and Republican: "CUCK!"
Blind Democrat: "You'd better mean Franklin because that stupid Theodore was a racist Republican."
Blind Republican: "You'd better mean Theodore because Franklin was a flaming Welfare loving social justice warrior."
Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "No, I mean both because both were great and put country over party. Without either of them, you both would possibly have been CHILD SLAVES, slaves to large businesses, eating poisonous food, drinking unclean water, and if all of that somehow didn't manage to kill you, then you'd die well before you could use Social Security to keep yourself alive and long lived."
Blind Democrat and Republican: "CUCK!"
by SomewhatOfALibertarian January 19, 2017
Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019
well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.
by Crank Feelinbad October 3, 2008
Usually refers to a man who lives on fast food and diet soda. This man's only physical activity is over 100 days of golfing in a year and flopping around trying to find the remote control when it falls into the couch cushions.
A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.
A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.
by Nutzen YerMouf January 17, 2018
A "puppet" that says the same things as the previous presidents before him just to appeal to the public, and never actually follows through on most of these "promises", because the media is too busy eliminating our long-term memories.
Joe: Haven't you noticed that the past eight U.S. Presidents have done nothing different when it comes to foreign policy or energy?
Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.
Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.
by tylerdurden89 June 29, 2010
by Jikssssss February 4, 2021
It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019