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present mic 

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi
Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

present mic 

a very loud boy
he's aizawa's husband and soulmate
present mic by dekuplusultra September 7, 2020

Present Mic 

Tabitha Infantes true husband.
He is so loud, that she loves it anyway.
They have a complicated relationship, but in a good way. TIZASHI ALL THE WAY!

They are very cute together and they make the best couple!
Zashi-omg u just spilt coffee on my penis.

Tabby-HAHAHAH I adore you :) Present Mic, feel my wrath
Present Mic by LIZZO LONGO February 3, 2020

Michael Vick present 

A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.

Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.

That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.

The rest is history.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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